Design Your Own Tie

I'm not clear on how I missed this, but Polo Ralph Lauren, who first gave the world the design-your-own polo shirt, has brought us Design Your Own tie. Well, you can design your own tie, as long as it's sorta-regimental. See below. (Vacant-looking doofus not included.)

You can also add your initials, and the "born on" year. Here's a free hint: Only an idiot adds these things to their tie.



However, you can make yourself a decent tie. Of course, you'll also be paying $100 for a tie that looks generic to the extreme. Why not put that money toward a nice tie from Prada, Zegna, or Armani? Hell, even Hilfiger has some cool ties.

Additionally, only an idiot tucks his tie into his waistband like that. Man.